In my goal to actually play some twine games that people have been talking about, I finally played Cry$tal Warrior Ke$ha. CWK is the Saints Row 3 of twine games, but it’s better because it’s not full of a bunch of generic side missions masquerading under the guise of absurdist premises. Instead CWK is part a fuck you empowerment statement and part the greatest Magical Girl video game I’ve ever played. It not only made me appreciate Ke$ha, but it made me appreciate myself.
Also, its the most quotable video game ever made.
“haters cohere from the aether”