Cry$tal Warrior Ke$ha

In my goal to actually play some twine games that people have been talking about, I finally played Cry$tal Warrior Ke$ha. CWK is the Saints Row 3 of twine games, but it’s better because it’s not full of a bunch of generic side missions masquerading under the guise of absurdist premises. Instead CWK is part a fuck you empowerment statement and part the greatest Magical Girl video game I’ve ever played. It not only made me appreciate Ke$ha, but it made me appreciate myself. 

Also, its the most quotable video game ever made.

“haters cohere from the aether”

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